This entry is biting and almost roast-like. Read with caution!
- "Not my mama's vagina! Mine is only for sex."
- "MY MRSA Antibiotics are so slimming..it was worth the infection I got during my cesarean!"
- "Ob's say Vaginas are no longer for non-sexual use due to stressors destroying the capability for penis use"
- "Men everywhere question the duality of vaginal use. Should they allow women to use their vaginas for birth?"
- "Women are just saying NO to multi-purpose vaginal use"
- "My vagina is progressive and evolved - no childbirth for me!"
- "Kegels, schmegels - just get the cesarean."
- "I thought to myself..they can't really do vaginal tightening..but I can always have another tummy tuck!"
- "It was GREAT being able to schedule my induction...and the baby being in the NICU for a week meant that I got plenty of rest and was able to shop without interruption!"
- "I was so ready for motherhood! I had a postpartum doula, a nanny and lots of dr. bronner's bottles! Oh, and once the baby came, the sleeper, the vibrating chair, the swing...they saved me! I never had to pick the baby up once! Just pacifier and away!"
- "No vaginal birth for me! I am a modern woman."
- "But none of my friends are using their vaginas for birth!"
Are you thinking yet? Screaming? Yelling at me? And by the way, it is okay to laugh.